Oh, I love me some punk n’ roll. It’s so gritty and groovy and grimy
and great. If you’re not moshing, you’re dancing, and if you’re not
dancing you’re drinking! Throw in a viciously roared vocal and I’m in
seventh bloody heaven, me. There’s nothing finer than watching a decent
punk band sweating themselves dry and then launching their own broken
bodies at you. The whole principle of “Give everything, leave nothing”
always applies and, yes, that’s infectious, but most importantly, it’s
something you can’t help but admire.
Norway’s Man The Machetes, like their fellow countrymen and perennial
touring buddies, Kvelertak, have all of the above in spades. Now, even
the best live bands have trouble translating these live qualities onto
record, it’s a widely-acknowledged problem, so quite how MTM have nailed
it first time around is beyond me. There’s no getting around it – Idiokrati
(a cheeky reference to the concept of a government run by idiots) is
all-but-perfect. It sports a suitably post-apocalyptic black-and-yellow
album cover which is certainly going to help this stand out on the
shelves. Diggers flattening buildings and a little girl in a gas-mask
with a flower and the obligatory machete in hand – these are images,
although a little obvious, that should stay with you awhile. Let’s just
say you shouldn’t miss it when browsing.
The fiery opener “Sluk Det Rått” (in English, “Eat It Raw”) drives
through a pistoning opening foray, before softening into a swaggering
roll. Both play along with Christopher Iversen’s wall-of-howl until the
band suddenly inject a surge of bass and smother the bastard. This goes
at you like an attack dog – ripping bite after bite out of you. There is
just no let off from the sonic assault. Album highlight, “Slagen”, is
quite possibly the finest thing I’ve heard in years. Best described as a
storm of rich, dissonant melody, this takes everything that’s gone
before and hones it to a point where the gang chants and short rhythmic
pauses for breath create a trigger for the chorus to fire its
irresistible hook into your brain – “Down with the slagen!”
The crushing groove that this band generates is like an almighty
weight on your chest; its acidic edges bleed into every pore. When
listening to this I actually find myself struggling to breathe. It’s a
monster. There is no room to think when MTM are laying down. The gunshot
snare drum; the menacing sequence of minor chord changes; the harmonics
that play around a central key; the crushing riff in “Karma å Brenne”
(or “Karma To Burn”) – they all roll around inside your skull, endowed
with the same mass as the strongman’s Atlas Stones.
If I was pushed, I would suggest that Man The Machete’s music falls
into the gap between Kvelertak and Fucked Up or, in other words, between
a rock and a fucking hard place. Additionally, parts of “Maktesløse”
(in English, “Powerless”) put me in mind of Skindred’s ragga venom; the
vocal delivery and the patterning especially, but only a hundred times
more deadly, and there is a fistful of Cancer Bats lurking down in the
twisted grooves that the melodies dig out. The big difference here is
that Idiokrati washes away the disparate attack and quality of all these bands and replaces their filler with absolute killer.
Some will listen to this and hear too much similarity between tracks,
whilst others will sneer at its measly 30-minute running time or,
idiotically, balk at the Norwegian content. These people would be
missing the point. The over-riding value of this album comes from the
way it instantly makes you feel. That factor transcends every other. I
haven’t found a moment when I’ve not been energised by Iversen getting
his beast on for “Sudan” or the guitars doling out their thick menacing
riffs for the homecoming of “Hjemkomst”. Point is, if you want to
get pumped and you dig the idea of some scowling, spitting carnage fed
through a startlingly melodious selection of strings then you simply
have no choice. Man The Machetes want to own your soul and you’d be a
fool not to let them have it.
Special thanks go to Swedish Max for his help translating the titles.
Also online @ Ave Noctum = http://www.avenoctum.com/2013/02/man-the-machetes-idiokrati-indie-recordings/
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