Let’s get this out of the way right now – who in their right mind calls an album Turisas2013?
It’s just two words wedged together that, even when separated, mean
next to nothing. Mathias Nygård, the band’s lyricist and principal
songwriter, feeling the need to explain it up front, calls it “the perfect combination of self-titled with a touch of Black Sabbath’s Vol.4 and Van Halen’s 1984.”
Those are not the sort of album titles to try and live up to. The
former was forced on the band by the record company who wanted to call
it Snowblind and the latter actually appeared on the front cover as MCMLXXXIV
– still awful but at least it looked a little more interesting like
that. No, sir, it’s a needlessly ambiguous, slapdash and horribly
misguided eyesore of a title. Still, what’s in a name — it’s all about
the music, right?
Well, get ready to expect a lot more power and a lot less folk. Turisas‘
battle metal ethos is still there but the beats per minute have shot up
and the steady, emotion-draining builds have all but gone. The musical
structure now has less additional elements and fewer layers. The Turisas
onion has, essentially, fused together and consequently the initial hit
is earlier, harder and more direct. As an example, check out the
bluster and pomp of “Into The Free”; behold the jagged guitars, the hammering double-kick and the heroic chants. Elsewhere, “Piece By Piece” and “For Your Own Good”
serve up a more balanced perspective, offering a little rough and a
little smooth. If you don’t pick up the power aspect from the rousing
chants, the songwriting, the overload of melody or the fantastical
dramatics, the penny will drop when those proggy synth solos come
steaming through.
So where’s this urge for change come from? Well, it has all been
kick-started by a disturbingly large number of personnel changes since
their last album. Thus far they’ve waved farewell to drummer Tude
Lehtonen, Netta Skog (who took the band’s only accordion with her) and
bassist Hannes Horma (and, incredibly, his replacement Jukka Pekka
Miettenen). Robert Engstrand’s keyboards are the most noticeable
addition to the band and they are the most pungent aspect of this
new-look line-up and sound. None of these things are the worst of the
changes though. The real kick in the teeth is the lack of a concept —
Turisas’ number one calling card. Mathias has pointed out their need to
“write more varied songs” when “the stories are not connected”, and you
can understand this desire to explore other territory when you consider
their live impact. Some might argue, however, that their live reputation
has already been built on these conceptual pieces and that cutting
their tracks loose just dilutes their talent for creating epic studio
art, drawing their work back into the territory of those with far less
talent for songwriting around a theme. Turisas can bring legends to life
like no other, but they need more than a 4-minute time slot to do it
in.
When they do lengthen the running time a notch or add a unique dimension, they are able to fire in stunners like “Greek Fire” and “We Ride Together”.
The former is loaded with bottom-end and comes with a guitar-driven
backline that shreds away like Freddy Krueger, whilst the latter is a
stirring, armour-clad snarler of a track; a thrill ride atop a galloping
horse heading into battle. If they’d continued in that vein, they’d
have made the transition without a hitch.
Sadly, the majority of tracks are too short and too loose. They bring the dance (Turisas’ other calling-card) for “Run Bhang-Eater, Run!”,
kicking off a wild party in an Arabian tent, but they upset the
rhythmic flow when they cut it short to create a three-part drug and
orgy monster, complete with sex noises, jazz sax and guitar solos. They
also reprise their love for the drinking song with the speed-happy,
pop-punker “No Good Story Ever Starts With Drinking Tea” but end up with more beer down their tunics than in their gullets – let’s just say Alestorm‘s “Rum”, Korpiklaani‘s “Vodka” and even their own “One More” put it to shame. Yet even these two have more to say than “The Days Passed”
which attempts and evokes nothing inspirational and just comes across
as an impassive, middling concept track missing its concept.
If you’re a fan of day-glo fantasy power metal (à la Gloryhammer or Dragonforce)
then this will all cry out to your inner elf. If you’re thinking “fuck
off, I’m a Viking, not some fucking pointy-eared pansy” then you’re
going to be just a little pissed off. May I suggest you do a bit of
burning and pillaging to make up for this strangely muddled collection.
Setting fire to your incredible Stand Up And Fight graphic art
cover in protest might be a step too far though, but you can burn this
one — it sucks balls. Big red and black balls.
Also online @ Heavy Blog Is Heavy = http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com/2013/08/15/turisas-turisas2013/
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Monday, March 11, 2013
Album Review: Gloryhammer – Tales From The Kingdom Of Fife
Alestorm fans, considering the slightly ludicrous nature of that
band’s twisted pirate metal, will probably already have a good sense of
humour – guilty as charged, m’Lord. They will have taken note of the
emergence of Christopher Bowes’ (Alestorm’s vox and keys) new project
Gloryhammer and be looking forward to more of the same. Most probably
won’t be surprised by the emergence of a singular, identifiable comic
hero (Angus McFife isn’t quite Eddie The Head just yet – yes, he does
look a bit like Thor with that hammer of his), the fantastical backstory
or belly-shaking song-titles. However, I doubt all will seriously be
moved by the creative choice of genre (“Heroic Fantasy Power Metal”) or
the music itself.Tracks like “Angus McFife” and the 10-minute pounder “The Epic Rage Of Furious Thunder” echo the thumping NWOBHM of Maiden and Priest, whilst the softer, lyrical beasts of “Quest For The Hammer Of Glory” and “Hail To Crail” run parallel to the rousing war stories of Turisas. Of course, the nippier, synth-loaded power metal numbers, such as “Amulet Of Justice” and “The Unicorn Invasion of Dundee”, are a tad more Dragonforce.
Thomas Winkler’s dynamic, soaring clarion cry is perfect for the task at hand, especially when the harmonies kick in behind it, but the programming tweaks that allow him to sink deep enough to become the character Angus McFife render his input utterly underwhelming.
The songwriting spends a lot of time stripping chords from the fantasy playbook and, consequently, is about as structurally innovative as a bag of chips with the cheese-munching lyrics repeating ad infinitum, ad nauseum. There’s also plenty of material that doesn’t quite sink its teeth in hard but, equally, there’s plenty that you’ll find humming to yourself later. Take “Magic Dragon” for instance – you have to say it’s about as slick a piece of music as you’ll find anywhere; paced to perfection, strong on intriguing tones and delivered with a great deal of pomp and circumstance.
The surprisingly sincere “Silent Tears Of [A] Frozen Princess” (although a giggle can still be had if you half-listen and mishear “frozen pizzas” as I did) is my personal favourite, providing a melancholic, focal axis to the album and a break from the simplistic chicanery that surrounds it. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a solid album and one that will divide opinion because of the many bases it touches. If you think you may already be a fan of heroic, fantasy or power metal and have a sense of humour, you should be giving the Gloryhammer a swing. If you’re not and you don’t, I’d advise you to duck and cover.
Also online @ Ave Noctum = http://www.avenoctum.com/2013/03/gloryhammer-tales-from-the-kingdom-of-fife/
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